Enough of Racking (Genre - Riddle/Trivia)

To bad no answers to my riddles .. and answers from chat and mail will not be entertained :)

Now you can stop scratching...oops ..stretching/racking your minds ...the answers to last weeks riddles are being unveiled in this post..... behold !!

• Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
• Why should a living man be buried ... that would be cruel ..but the answer is obvious isnt it ??
• Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?
• No, it is not legal to get married if you are dead....if you can then you would have to be a Grave Partner :) ... spooky !!
• A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?
• The bear is white since the house is built on the North Pole...don't ask me why I have to build a house on the north pole ... personally I would prefer a hill station...but not as high and chilly as the north pole :P
  
• If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
• • If you take 2 apples, than you have of course 2....awgh ...I can hear people swearing at me ... :)
• How far can a dog run into the woods?
• The dog can run into the woods only to the half of the wood – than it would run out of the woods...again don't ask me why the dog had to run into the woods ... ok yaar make it a wolf ..or a tiger .... big deal !!
• One big hockey fan claimed to be able to say the score before any game. How did he do it?
• The score before any hockey game should be 0:0, shouldn’t it? ... very smart ... yea .. I know I am smart !!
• You can start a fire if you have alcohol, petrol, kerosene, paper, candle, coke, a full matchbox and a piece of cotton wool. What is the first thing you light?
• A match, of course.... but obviously ..if Calvin was around he would have wanted a dynamite, or a miniature nuclear bomb to be lighted ... get rid of the entire stuff ... :D
• Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?
• There are more Chinese men than Japanese men....dont worry we Indians are catching up fast ... !!
• What word describes a woman who does not have all her fingers on one hand?
• Normal – I wouldn’t be very happy if I had all my fingers (10) on one hand....if not would have been in the Guinness Book of World Records ..... or in a circus freak show !!